Jarred Skelton fell to earth from a mysterious star in the late 70s, earning his crust at various times as an itinerant snowmobile repairman, sword for hire, and bridge support. Seeking to scratch an itch for performance, he tried and failed at glam rock, morris dancing, and professional wrestling before falling into improv, where he is now stuck without a ladder. His hobbies include macrame, lawn darts, and failing to submit his bio on time.